TRUTH

lyssabeyz:

IM TEXTING MY FRIEND WHO IS ABOUT TO FINISH TH ELAST OITNB EPISODE AND SHES LIKE “WOULD 100% GO LESBIAN FOR POUSSEY” IM FUCKING LOSING IT THIS IS AN INTERNATIONAL PHENOMENON ALL THE GIRLS WANNA FUCK POUSSEY ALL THE STRAIGHT GIRLS ALL THE GAY GIRLS ALL THE IN BETWEEN LADIES WE ALL WANNA FUCK POUSSEY WERE ALL HOT AND HEAVY FOR THE POUSSEY SCIENTISTS NEED TO STUDY THIS WHAT IS IT ABOUT THIS WOMAN THAT HAS EVERY CUNT DROOLING OVER HER SHIT SHE IS GODDESS DIVINE I WANT POUSSEY

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Artist Matches Sound Waves With Their Counterparts In Nature | The Creators Project

"I mean, I know we’re in a drought, but it’s not that hard to go to Von’s and buy water."

Brandon

On the Shittiest States List

  • Brandon: We don't ever get droughts, this is stupid.
  • Clinton: We are in a drought RIGHT NOW.

Cycles

I used to communicate through music.
I used to communicate through words.
I used to communicate through art.

I now communicate through music.

(Source: tumblingwithwhitekids)

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He's the Worst

  • Oliver: okay let's practice
  • Oliver: "Hi Im Alan Very Important Agent"
  • Oliver: "Hi Andrea How's It Going?"
  • Oliver: "good. thanks for taking time out of your day to speak with me."
  • Oliver: "No Worries Andrea. I Just Put 5 Million Dollars On Hold So This Better Be Worth It."

On the AMAZING Things That a Christian Org is Doing for Sun God <3

  • Jamie: I know right, it's amazing!
  • Me: How did they -- what did they--
  • Jamie: Jesus.
  • Chase: How do I do that?
  • Me: Yeah, how do I submit my Jesus Request Form for Money?
  • Sean: I think it's too late for you.

"It’s probably good we don’t have blacklights at Ratchet God."

Sean

"Are you even saying a word, or are you just breathing heavy?"

Anthony (on Sarah’s “croissant”)